Evan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Xmas Special 2]

yes......

christmas just isnt christmas unless you have a whole bunch of people killing the shit out of each other. Another great job by the madness crew. And another thing, where the hell do you get to download those texas faggot songs!!Everyone has them, but how do you get them!
(the texas faggot song on rockman neo also kicks ass)

[Chkubu, X-Mas Ice Cube]

ooookkkk

dude, its not that ur bad or notin, but what the hell was that all about?
That mustve been inspired by like a........icecube gone wrong. Anyway, it was ok, but try to lay off the crack for a little there, buddy.

[Santa's Army]

-yu was killin yo-

this is great! I mean, Ive had an idea for awhile about a flash where santa gets tired of delivering presents every year so he gets off his fat ass and starts sniping everyone, but this was even better!
and about that dude back there who gave yu a 0, heres a couple things for him to think about-
1. he probably never made a flash
2.He sucks big hairy donkey balls
3.No,No, im sorry, but anyone who disses this flash is retarted
I lived it, and I hope to see more from ya!
"Dude, next time try to make it longer!"

[Strawberry's Feild]

want a review??

dude, that must be one of the most fucked up things and retarted things i have seen all the fuck day long. but then again, atleast it released all the randomness out of me, in al good way. everything was pretty much normal, but i think strawberry should of gotten really high! lets see him see really messed up and strangley retarted things!
good job, you get 4/10.

Scrotaculous responds:

ok..

[Magical Trevor]

lol!!

dude, u rule!! totally original and hillarious. ' he saw beans, lots a beans.....', lol!!

dude, i think u should say, instead of beans, cheese, that would be really funny!!

keepim comin, man, oh yea, congrats on the song! its the most addicting song ive ever heard!!

good job! u get a ten.

[My School in 3D]

dude, dose this have a point?

dont get me wrong, the graphics were total kick ass and must of took forever, but why'd u put them to waste? I mean, with all the time u put into making a angle camera view of your school flyin around like some fuckin bullshit, u could of took those graph's and revolutionized flash as we kno it. not that im sayin u suck, and i am lookin forward to more, but dont make it for no fuckin reason because ur sexually atracted to ur damn school. ok?(scool sucks, man, dont make me suffer thru lookin at it on my thanxgivin vacation!!) *theres a reason scool hets out at 2:45, ok??*