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My Super Movie Review

Posted by Evan - July 22nd, 2007


Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix

Most of you have likely seen the new Harry Potter movie. If you have, I feel horrible for you. Especially if you paid for it, or went to see the first showing in your area. Because not only was this movie not worth staying up till 3:00 A.M. for, it wasn't even worth my seven dollars.

Cons
-The acting was horrible. The actors are too damn old to be acting their parts. Not only that, but they are all just progressively getting worse and worse, as they get less cute and small.

-Horrible wardrobe. I'm usually not one to complain about silly things like the clothes the cast wears, but it was just sickening how much style the wardrobe had.

-The story wasn't even that good. Book Five was far from the best in the series, but even it wasn't nearly as bad as this piece of shit made it look.

-Empty and Unfulfilling. You go through the whole movie to watch the end, the battle between Voldemort and Dumbledore, and it ends with no on winning and Voldemort just dissappearing. No one was hurt.

-The shitty ending is the fact that Voldemort was back. Which they stated at the beginning of the movie. What a waste of my 2:30 hours of my time.

Pros
-Emma Watson is just getting sexier. Sadly, that's the only Pro of the entire movie.

Overall Score: 2/10
Overall Feedback: Wait till it comes out on DVD.


Comments

That's why I'm going to watch it for free.

Frank has posted.

Don't even bother.

Evan has responded.

It's a Harry Potter film, of course it's going to be bad.

Almost every single book to movie transfer is bad. and the fact that it's from Harry Potter, a sub-average series in my mind, means that the film is also going to be below average.

Hug and Kisses

TNT
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Exactly what I mean.

Hug and Kisses

Evan
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It revolves around a retarded actor called Daniel Radcliffe, thats why.

And a sexy actress named Emma Watson, which ISN'T why.

Uhh...you don't know who I am, but I heard that HP has good fight scenes.

End of line.

Fight scenes that end up with absolutely no point, therefor making them bad fight scenes.

I was warned about the fight scene. Now I know for sure.

HORRIBLE.