I was just using one, and I came to a realization.

OUIJI BOARDS FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT.

I finally decided to submit to Threadless today. I know it's nothing special, but I prefer the more artistic, surrealist, simple point of view. Give me some comments and critique, and tell me; Would you wear it?

(more detailed version here)
(Also, "Bleakvision" is the name of the design)

Does anybody remember this movie?
It was the only children-animated movie that had raps in it, and it was plain raw.
Discuss.

Hot Dogs are the shit. They take 30 seconds to make. They are delicious. They do not take long to eat. And I don't have to actually know how to cook to make them.

I live off of the notorious hot dog.

Well, another year, and another month of breast cancer excitement! Death, Sickness, and Hair loss! As well celebrate this joyous time of year, I'm going to have another annual "Breasts and their Cancer" Party. Be at my house this Sunday at 8:00, we're doing it just like we did last year!

Graduation vs. Curtis

Now many of you on Newgrounds do not listen to hip hop music, and aren't really interested in it at all. But for those like me, who love it, would know about this controversy. Today, September 11th, the two biggest albums of the year came out. "Graduation" by Kanye West and "Curtis" by 50 Cent. I've purchased both, and already listened to both from beginning to end.

Curtis
(3/5 stars)

Curtis is generally a good album. I'm sure it's nowhere near as amazing as the hype would have lead one to believe, but it's definitely damn good. 50 has elevated his lyrics ten fold since "Get Rich or Die Trying", but it hasn't stopped him from being the same old 50 we've known and loved.

You can hear old and new in the album. The beats are pretty sick as usual, but they sound generically 50 (which is strong, loud, and gangster). His flow is really good compared to most of his stuff, and he doesn't really have a bad song on the whole album, which is definitely a good point.

I would listen to the album more than once, and have. He tries to be deep, but it's really over layed with the same old ghetto type stuff he's always done. Hard to break that barrier when your known for the same stuff 50 is known for.

In conclusion, it's some of his best work to date. And although he's trying to be something he wasn't always, he didn't really succeed. So if you love old 50, then your probably entering a win/win situation buying this album.

Graduation
(5/5 stars)

Kanye West is well known for, and expected to, deliver the best he possibly can, and the top of the charts when he's coming with something new. College Drop-Out broke the barrier when it was released. Late Registration did the same. And the repetition of the mind-blowing musical talent that Kanye West provides is continued with Graduation.

To be completely honest, Kanye is more talented than 50 in the first place. And if you had any doubt in your mind about my opinion, this album just proves my point further than need be. The lyrics are top-notch, deep and strong just like Kanye always is. The beats are hard, emotional, and as always, most are sampled.

The thing that makes Kanye's album even more personal and hard-hitting is the fact that Kanye isn't just providing the great lyrics, but even his killer beats. Both of them together just create music that I could listen to for hours, they harmonize amazingly. From "Good Morning" to "Good Night", Graduation slaughters Curtis (with no offense).

Overall, Graduation is the Best Album of the Year, hands down. Kanye is known for providing albums that kill everything else at the time; This album is definitely no exception.

So, wether you were planning on listening to these albums, or wether you give two shits about hip-hop, or wether you even knew about this controversy in the first place; That's my two cents. If you plan to buy the albums, I suggest you read my reviews.

And If I'm to fall, the ground will then turn to wine.

Tomorrow. FUCK THIS.

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is seriously the most amazing show ever created. It's a show made in the 90's thats still funny. Will Smith makes my day every night on Nick @ Nite.

Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix

Most of you have likely seen the new Harry Potter movie. If you have, I feel horrible for you. Especially if you paid for it, or went to see the first showing in your area. Because not only was this movie not worth staying up till 3:00 A.M. for, it wasn't even worth my seven dollars.

Cons
-The acting was horrible. The actors are too damn old to be acting their parts. Not only that, but they are all just progressively getting worse and worse, as they get less cute and small.

-Horrible wardrobe. I'm usually not one to complain about silly things like the clothes the cast wears, but it was just sickening how much style the wardrobe had.

-The story wasn't even that good. Book Five was far from the best in the series, but even it wasn't nearly as bad as this piece of shit made it look.

-Empty and Unfulfilling. You go through the whole movie to watch the end, the battle between Voldemort and Dumbledore, and it ends with no on winning and Voldemort just dissappearing. No one was hurt.

-The shitty ending is the fact that Voldemort was back. Which they stated at the beginning of the movie. What a waste of my 2:30 hours of my time.

Pros
-Emma Watson is just getting sexier. Sadly, that's the only Pro of the entire movie.

Overall Score: 2/10
Overall Feedback: Wait till it comes out on DVD.